I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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