I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
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