How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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