we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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