We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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