its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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