Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
