Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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