two words: eviction party
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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