can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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