What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I think people are normalizing furries
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
