She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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