It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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