wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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