To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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