he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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