I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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