I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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