what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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