Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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