I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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