He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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