Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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