How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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