Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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