she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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