"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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