We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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