i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
time to smoke my breakfast
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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