we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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