Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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