bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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