Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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