Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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