She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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