Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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