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Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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