Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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