were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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