why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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