I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize