There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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