Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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