ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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