I am in a vortex of obligation.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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