We're like a lot better than the average bears
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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