Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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