Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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