I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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