but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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