I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
3pm strippers are depressing
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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