Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
