What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Is her dick bigger than yours?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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