this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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