I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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