Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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