Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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